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alphaturtle73 Profile Information

Just testing the waters. For the future.
Age 51 From Spokane, Washington - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Jeff
I Would Describe Myself As  
Look. I haven't done this for a long time. Haven't had to even consider dating. I had the most beautiful woman a man could ask for as my wife. She was also my best friend. My soul mate. My partner in crime. But complications from a recent surgery took her from me. She was only 42. She was as devoted to me and our boys as she was to mother Gaia. And the one thing she always wanted above all else for us was to be happy. So, I'm putting my intentions into the universe, that i wish to, one day, be happy again.

Now.. about me as a person. I have a dry, often dark sense of humor. I believe horror films are wholesome family entertainment. I love to cook almost as much as I love to eat. Sadly, due to several disabling issues, I can't do that a lot any more. My health isn't the greatest, but i think i have quite a few good years left in me. Oh.. one other thing. I love turtles!! In every shape, size, color.. even the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!!
Sign  
Aquarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Heavyset
My Height Is  
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Widowed
I Have Kids  
Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Bald
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

More about him

How long has you been a Pagan?  
3+ Years
Would you date someone who has different religious beliefs?  
No
Were you raised Pagan?  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Retired
My Job Title Is  
Potato
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Pet(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Family, Dining, Photography, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Staying At Home, Relaxing, Playing Video Games, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Comfortable. Being able to talk openly with eachother. Doesn't matter where, as long as we enjoy eachother.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Sky diving, even though I'm terrified of heights.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
Make at least one person laugh a day. Eveb if that one person is me.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Classical, Blues, Jazz, New age, Ambient, Reggae, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fantasy, Fiction, Poetry, Satire, Science Fiction, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Ghost hunting!!

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Oddities, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks
What Do You Look For?  
Someone who can appreciate gallows humor. Someone who is willing to give emotional support when needed.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Doesnt Matter
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