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CuddlyBaldDadType
Age 46 From Melbourne, Florida - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Josh
I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm a font of nervous comedic energy that zaps the world from the sunnier side of absurdity. Recently separated, just seeing what's out here. Literally no idea what the hell I'm doing, but I like nachos and cartoons and whatever isn't sports or taking place outside whilst the tremendous orb of nuclear fire reigns. Big dork. Definitely not looking to hook up, but wouldn't be averse to meeting new friends and seeing where it goes. PLEASE be funny. Let's be meme buddies while the world falls apart.

Conservatives can kick rocks. Weirdos and witches to the front of the line.
Sign  
Aquarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Curvy
My Height Is  
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Separated
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Hands
My Hair Is  
Bald
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

More about him

Would you date someone who has different religious beliefs?  
Not sure
Were you raised Pagan?  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Computers / Electronic
My Job Title Is  
Senior Project Manager
I Live  
Alone, With Kid(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Religion / Spirituality, Family, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Gardening, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Someplace cold, where sweat would be impossible
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Being a superhero
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Socialist
My Goal In Life Is  
Be the best possible dad to my son that I can be.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Instructional, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap, Rock, Electronic, Pop, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Industrial, Dance, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Philosophy, Science, Science Fiction, Supernatural

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Oddities, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
I honestly have no idea. Someone nice, who treats people how they themselves would like to be treated...with an alt/counterculture vibe who doesn't mind hanging out with fat bald dorks
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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