Glen

I'm looking for someone capable of having a "healthy" relationship. Someone that is happy & shares my kind of humor. I have a quick wit & a sharp sarcastic tongue. A very dark sense of humor. I need someone that can match me, a Bonni to my Clyde. Someone that can laugh at themselves as well as me. I like feminine women with a side of tomboy. I don't do cheaters, drama queens, or high maintenance women. I still throw flowers at women from time to time, Sometimes I chew with my mouth shut & I hardly ever pee in the yard anymore! I want to live, love, shot spit wads in crowded restaurants. & I don't want to do it alone. Everybody knows the last chapter of the book is the best one...so pucker up, grab my hand & let's make Kansas go bye-bye

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